To that nice, older couple who complimented my daughter at lunch today, thank you. When you turned and gushed, “She’s so cute,” it was as much a disruption as I could ask for.
Just to refresh your memory, mine was the little girl who asked, “How does your belly open?” And I was the one who asked, “What do you mean? When you eat?”
And she said, “No. For the baby to come out.”
Thank you for your Impeccably timed remarks, distracting me so I didn’t have to answer.